How’s it feel when you get to Korea and discover that literally every food contains meat? Even the seemingly vegetarian kimchi usually contains trace amounts of seafood. Doesn’t it make you mad? But the problem is, your primitive carnivorous hosts won’t know why you’re throwing a hissy-fit. That’s why we put together this guide to letting your feelings be known. With several phrases essential to the militant vegan, you’ll be ready to rattle some cages in Korea. Also with some phrases for your doctor to explain why you’re unhealthy.

Milk makes you impotent
우유를 먹으면 발기불능이 된다

Milk kills baby calves
우유가 송아지들을 죽인다

Meat is murder
육식은 살인이다

I have low iron in my blood
혈중 철분이 모자랍니다

I lost 20 pounds since I came here
여기 온 이후로 20 파운드가 빠 졌어요

Equal rights for animals
동물들에게도 동등한 권리를

Jesus was a vegetarian
예수님도 채식주의자셨다지

Eating meat is as bad as the Nazis killing 6 million Jews
육식은 나치의 6백만 유태인 학살 만큼이다 나쁜 짓이다

I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur
모피를 입느니 차라리 발가벗겠소

Your mommy kills animals
느네 엄마는 동물을 죽인다

I need vitamin B12
비타민 b12 가 필요해요

You disgusting dog-eating savages!
개새끼 쳐먹는 역겨운 야만인들아!

How Much Cruelty Can You Stomach?
당신은 얼마 만큼의 잔인성을 소 화시킬 수 있나요?

You disgusting bastard!
이 역겨운 후레자식아!

Why didn’t you tell me there was (meat) in this?
여기에 (고기)가 든 거라고 왜 진 작에 말해주지 않은거야, 왜?!

I’m never eating here again!
내 다시는 여기 와서 밥먹나 봐라!

I’ll just have the kimchi
난 그냥 김치나 먹지 뭐

You idiot! I can’t eat (meat)!
이 얼간아! 나 (고기) 못 먹는단 말야!