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The Brokeys
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by
Jon Twitch
I know this is a pretty unprofessional poll, so let’s go over how it
was created.
Nominations were accepted on the Broke in Korea board. I nominated
many people and bands myself, but I never nominated myself. I
didn’t cast my own ballot, but in the event of a tie in which I am not a
contender, I will decide on the verdict. In the event of a tie involving
myself, I will declare two winners.
There were seven voters, all foreigners and all deeply involved in
the Korean punk scene. Let’s see who they picked.
Best Hardcore Band
13 Steps
While most hardcore
bands in Korea
have gone a number of
different directions—
some right, some
straight-edge, some
metalcore—we’ve always
had 13 Steps
standing right there,
standing up for music
and friends rather
than lifestyles and
ideologies. The best
band out of Cheongju,
they’ve effectively
turned “Cheongju
City Hardcore” into
an anthem. Take that,
“Green Uiwang.”
If you’re in Korea,
you have no excuse
not to see this band.
Immigration officials
will ask you upon
leaving the country
if you remembered
to catch a 13 Steps
show. Also, if you
ever have a chance to
see them in Cheongju,
don’t miss that show.
They always have
their best shows in
their hometown.
did.
Best Punk Band
Suck Stuff
Probably Korea’s
hardest working punk
band of 2006, Suck
Stuff played shows
every week inside
and outside Hongdae,
playing in front
of more people than
other punk bands,
including Rux who
was the runner-up in
this category. Sure,
Rux fills larger venues,
but they play to
the same people each
time. Suck Stuff plays
new venues in different
cities, effectively
opening up the punk
scene and serving as
the missionaries of
punk in Korea.
Suck Stuff went
through a major
change a couple years
ago when guitarist
Houk was replaced
by Korean-American
Paul Brickey on guitar.
Since then, lead
singer Chulhwan’s
songwriting talents
and signature vocal
style have stepped
aside to split duties
with his new bandmate.
The old Suck
Stuff can be characterised
by the anthem
“Just Like a Punk
Rocker” and dancey
number “DDY,” while
the new Suck Stuff
can be characterised
by “Spirit of Rebellion”
and “Generation
Against Them.”
Suck Stuff has a
wider variety of in-
fluences than most
other Korean punk
bands. From the ska
influence on “City
Rebels” and “DDY”
to Paul’s hero-worship
of Johnny Cash,
they come across to
me as a modern-day
Clash. And not because
they’re aping
the Clash at all, more
because they’re combining
influences the
way that legendary
band did.
Best Label
Skunk Label
Was there any
doubt? Korea has
had lots of punk labels,
but not many of
them have ever done
anything. Skunk has
its own CD releases,
its own club, its
own online store, and
now its own practice
space. Essentially, it
is the Korean punk
scene. What have all
the other labels done?
Aside from occasionally
renting Skunk
Hell to put on a show.
Next year I hope this
category will be more
competitive.
Imagine for a minute
that Jonghee was
never born, and there
was no Skunk Label,
no Skunk Hell, and no
Rux. Now let’s never
think of that dreary
world again.
Best Foreign Band
Waking Party
With heavy heart, I award
the Waking Party the Brokey
for best foreign band. I’m
writing this on the night of
their final show. Although
they aren’t quite a punk
band, they’ve won their way
into our hearts and made a
lot of friends among the punk
scene. They will be missed.
Best Foreign Tour
TIE
Outbreak/Hat Trickers
This category was split between the Outbreak tour and
Hat Trickers, who have since played a second show in Seoul.
Outbreak is a hardcore band and they’re pretty nice guys.
Hat Trickers play a style of music inspired by a counterculture
that comes from a science fiction book. They are quite
a spectacle to watch, and are basically the Gwar of Japanese
punk. I think I’m going to award this one to...
OUTBREAK
Best Show
For the Dogs
The first show of its
kind, foreigners Paul and
Jesse teamed up to throw
a show for charity. At the
door they accepted pet
food donations in lieu of
real money. The show
set attendance records,
althuogh without a headlining
band it was never
The show introduced a
variety of bands to Skunk,
including many foreigner
bands, and featured some
of the best Korean bands
as well. Look for more
charity shows in the future.
Best New Band
Galaxy Express
Galaxy Express was
warmly welcomed when
they first came on the scene.
It was the exact sort of music
people wanted to hear
more of. With the above average
stage presence of the
guitarists, these guys add
a flavour of variety at their
shows.
Best (non-Skunk) Venue
DGBD
It turns out the second best
venue is DGBD. A few interesting
facts about DGBD. Its
original name was Drug, and it
first opened in the location that
Skunk Hell now occupies. It
moved to its current location in
2004, which Jonghee was actually
planning to claim as the
new Skunk Hell. DGBD is a nice
club, much cleaner than the old
location, with a bar, an emergency
exit, a decent washroom,
and an interesting layout. It is
always a pleasure to work with
the club organisers Matt and
Anthony, and Lorne is a great
sound guy.
Honourable Mention: Club
Spot, mainly for putting on a
wide variety of shows and pioneering
the after-midnight
show, filling a much needed
niche.
Best Foreign Musician/ Best Guitarist
Paul Brickey
Picking up two prizes, Paul left
a lasting impression on the voters.
Although maybe not the most skilled
guitarist, Paul uses the guitar to express
himself and send a message.
Sometimes that’s more memorable
than hitting the right strings.
Paul started off in Rux before getting
kicked out. In Utah he started the
12th Street Staggers before returning
to Korea and joining Suck Stuff,
replacing a founding member and
fundamentally changing the band.
Best Drummer
Kim Ganji, MR27
MR27 was having
trouble finding a drummer
until they found
Kim Ganji, a drummer
with a jazz background.
His style fit
perfectly into the band
and they had a great
run, producing a CD
and touring China, the
first ever such tour by
a Korean band.
Now MR27 is split
up with Burke returning
to the US and Kim
Ganji doing his military
service. In two years
we’ll have a great
drummer back making
great music with who
knows what band.
Best Singer
Won Jonghee, Rux
The people went with Jonghee, Rux’s charismatic
vocalist. Most of Rux’s songs are easy
to sing along to, and Jonghee always includes
the audience in his act. It takes a great singer
to get the whole room singing along with you,
and he can do that in English or Korean.
Jonghee,Rux
Best Bassist
Joohyun, Rux, Captain Bootbois, Ghetto Bombs, Galaxy Express
After years of playing in bands,
Joohyun has left his footprint on
the punk scene. Originally a founding
member of Rux, he left to form
Captain Bootbois before moving on
to Ghetto Bombs and his newest
project, Galaxy Express. He’s been
a key part of these bands and always
plays a competent bass.
Best Female Musician
Michelle
Despite one dissenter who
called this category sexist,
Michelle won this category
with half the votes. Like
some of the other winners,
she’s been in a ton of bands,
including Kingston Rudieska,
BB Lucky Town, Jiraltan99,
Samchung, Dirty Small Town,
and so on.
Best Songwriter
TIE
Chulhwan/Paul
Well this is a pickle. Two bandmates competing
for one award. Both Chulhwan and Paul write songs
for Suck Stuff, and both have completely different
but compatible styles. I remember the first time I
met Paul, he pointed out Suck Stuff to me and said
“This guy is the best songwriter in Korea.” Paul,
you really aren’t helping your future self.
Paul’s already won two, so I’m giving this to...
CHULHWAN
Best Album
Suck Stuff, City Rebels
There was no question
this was the winner.
Best album of the year, in
the top three of all time
in Korea’s music history,
and not going away any
time soon. A classic.
Plus, I sing on some of
the tracks.
Best Record Store
Hyang Music (unopposed)
One thing Korea lacks is a good independent
music store for punk stuff. Generally if you
want to buy a band’s CD, you’d better go to
one of their shows and hope they have merch.
Failing that, Hyang Music carries most of the
more important CDs in their independent section.
It’s hard to find all tucked away in Sinchon,
and I still usually take the wrong turn.
We’ve had one or two stores in the past that
had punk stuff, but these days Hyang is the
only one left where you can find these CDs.
Best Website
Broke in Korea
Our message board won 6 of the 7 votes. It
is ultimately the most useful website, with the
most comprehensive show calendar (when it’s
updated) and links and news and bitch fights
every day. All the foreigners who are committed
to the punk scene visit it, and it’s a great
way to find a way into the punk scene here.
Sometimes it’s worth the bitchfighting.
Come and give us a visit.
Best Tattooist
Sun Tattoos (unopposed)
When you need a
tattoo, you first think
of Sun Tattoos. In a
country where tattooing
is basically illegal,
it’s hard to find someone
who can give you
some ink. Sun Tattoos
remains a well hidden
secret, hiding out
somewhere in Hongdae
area. If you want
to see what his work
is like, just take a look
around at most of the
Korean punks. They
got most of their work
done by him.
Best Photographer
Me!
Sweet, I won an award!
I started taking pictures
in 2001 when I worked
for the campus newspaper
at my university. My
first camera was a Nikon
Coolpix 950 which has a
unique swivel design excellent
for taking candids.
It lasted me until January
2004 when it broke at
Skunk Hell’s first show.
I bought a Nikon Coolpix
4500, the updated model.
When that one broke, the
950 was cheaper to fix.
Now my primary camera
is a D40, so we’ll see if I
can handle it.
Honourable Mention:
xZustx
Back in 2003, I met
a Korean girl who took
photos at hardcore shows.
She was secretive as she
didn’t want anyone to
know she wasn’t a guy.
She disappeared from the
scene after she got married
to a Canadian guy
who didn’t understand
hardcore music.
D-Bag of the Year
Seoul Penetrators
Seoul’s greatest rock band, these guys
aimed to bring life to Korean music...by
dressing in drag and playing cheesy ‘80s covers.
They crossed the line from amusing distraction
to shitballism when a couple members
took trolling to the extreme on ESL Cafe,
where people didn’t accept them as the rock
gods they claimed to be.
They’re gone now, moved on to more pretentious
pastures.
Dishonourable Mention: Simon Byron Brody
of drowningman. I mean, come on, dude.
Who were you kidding. “Hi everyone, I’m Simon
Byron Brody of the noted American band
drowningman. I’m just here to be one of the
little people, like you. Hey, do you have a
couple hundred dollars I can borrow for painkillers?”
Fuck, it’s been a bad year for blowhard
musician types.
Best Place to Sleep
TIE
DVD Bang/Jjimjilbang
I’m not exactly qualified to judge this one
because I’ve never been in a jimjilbang. I don’t
know what happens inside a jimjilbang, but I
think I heard it involves taking your clothes off.
So I have to award this one to...DVD BANG
Honourable mention: with a girl.
Skinhead of the Year
Jiwoong
Most of us knew Jiwoong at first as the
“I don’t speak English” skinhead. He’s
unlike the other Korean skinheads—while
most of them have gone more towards
Mexican gangsta fashion, he’s stuck with
the boots, tight pants, and braces. He
does it with style and always looks his
best. Also, he knows a little more English
than he lets on when he’s around a
foreign lady. You might not think much of
him because he’s rail thin, but he’s a lot
tougher than he looks.
Best Back Up
JESSE
Why Jesse? Maybe people respond to his kindness,
his loyalty, his disarming charisma. We want
him on our side not because we want to vanquish
our enemies, but because we know if Jesse is behind
us, we’re on the just side.
Best Drinking Partner/ Most Irreplaceable Foreigner
Jesse
Well this was Jesse’s year. He worked hard for
these awards. Even more amazing, considering he
didn’t even know they would someday exist. In the
past couple years he has been an anchor to the punk
scene. He promotes some of his own shows, including
a couple successful charities. He also runs the
Korean punk/hardcore MySpace page, directing a
lot of people toward us. Without him, things would
just not get done.
Not bad for a guy who got lost on his first trip to
Skunk and ended up around Gwangheungchang.
Honourable mention: Joey
He certainly could’ve won the Brokeys 2005
awards, but now he’s been gone too long. One of
the original foreigners in the Korean punk scene,
he pioneered a lot of things we consider traditions
now. He also played in Rux for a little while before
leaving for Texas to finish college.
Best Mosher
Never Daniel
You know it’ll be a
good show if Never
Daniel is there. This
guy brings teh mosh
whether it’s to punk,
hardcore, or ska. Lately
he’s been going a
little more low-key in a
grab at respectability in
Confucian culture. His
lowest point ever was
when he wore a Clash
shirt on live national
TV and was accused of
being a Japanese imperialist.
At least he didn’t
take the shirt off.
Best Rabble Rouser
TIE
Eric/Verv
Now this is a tough
one. Eric and Verv both
at times have had awful
nights, have sometimes
been a tremendous
burden on their
friends, and often need
careful babysitting. Not
to say we don’t love
them. Whether it’s Eric introducing himself to my wife’s friend with the
charming line “Jot-ga-teun-nyun” or Verv getting drunk and hurling
racial slurs inside a Nazi bar, they are both charming in their eccentricities.
So, I am forced to declare a TIE.
N00b of the Year
Diane
She came into our
lives recently, and
became committed
to the Korean punk
scene. She takes
some of the best photos
of shows, although
her site isn’t updated
regularly enough.
It’s always fun to be
around Diane.
Most Missed Korean Army Guy
Beomju
It sucks going away
for two years, especially
when you’re in the prime
of your youth. Every Korean
male goes to the
army for two years, time
spent in boredom with
next to no pay. It disrupts
your social life, especially
if you’re in a band.
This year’s winner
isn’t even in a band. Everyone
misses Beomju,
Korea’s number one ska
fan. Fortunately he escaped
during the Slackers
show, Incidentally, to afford
a 20 000 won ticket
to that show, he would’ve
had to serve four months
in the army to get paid
that much. That’s right.
The army pays 5000 won
per month.
Anyway, he’s coming
out this fall.
the balls he wants.
beauty.
woke up though.
Saddest Goodbye to a Foreigner
Jay
You remember Jay, don’t you? He was the
sort of quiet guy who got along with everyone.
He was here for a few years, spent a lot
of time with all of us, and then moved back to
the US.
Part of living in Korea is saying goodbye to
people. You’re probably not going to see them
again, but sometimes they cross your path in
the future.
don’t think I’ve ever been around when he
Best Dressed
TIE
Burke/Jiwoong
Well I can’t decide, so here’s two sexy pictures of the finalists. Who
wins? I can’t decide. Burke always looks his best for shows, but Jiwoong
has the most expensive outfit.
Best at Passing Out
Urchin
With plenty of formidable opposition, what
mattered in this category was form. Sure, any
chump can collapse on the curb, but Urchin
takes it to a new level by passing out wherever
the balls he wants.
One time he passed out in a restaurant,
and we covered him under a blanket of lettuce
leaves and soju bottles. It was a thing of
beauty.
I don’t think I’ve ever been around when he
woke up though.
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