by
Jon Twitch
Anyone who's been to a
show in Korea in the past two
and a half years has certainly
witnessed Paul. Whether he's
smashing bottles on his head
for spare change or playing
guitar for Suck Stuff or Rux,
Paul is hard to miss. So it was
a surprise when he announced
he was leaving Korea. He had
previously announced his engagement
to his girlfriend
Yumi, and now his plans have
been carried out. I conducted
one final interview with him on
his last week in Korea.
BROKE: Where are you going?
PAUL: First of all Fort Leonard
Wood Missouri for Basic
Training. I'll be there for about
11 weeks of Basic training but
around Christmas the Army has
something called Exodus which
is a 10 day period where you
can take leave. I'll be spending
Christmas with my Father
and Sister in Tucson Arizona.
That can be denied if I have
any huge fuck-ups while in
Basic and fuck ups are always
a possibility with me. My dad's
taking leave from Iraq to come
in so it's a big deal.
Basic Training was lengthened
the day I signed and goes
into affect in November. It was
9 weeks of hell and now it's
about 11 weeks of hell. They
also increased the field excersizes
because most of us -will-
be seeing action.
Oh yeah, and no smoking in
Basic. Fuck.
After Basic Training I'll be
heading to Fort Sam Houston
Texas for AIT which is Advanced
Individual Training.
That's where you get your
book learning for your MOS
(Military Service Occupation,
your job in the Army). Fort Sam
is the Army's medical command.
My MOS is 68Whiskey,
which is combat medic. I will
be there for 16 weeks learning
about providing cover fire, first
response to casualties, triage,
polytrauma, evacuation and
emergency battlefield life support,
preventative medicine,
field sanitation, and training
other solders to be combat life
savers. It's pretty intense now
and when I finish will have my
EMT-B license.
BROKE: Why are you doing it?
PAUL: A ton of reasons. I am
a lot different than most of the
English teachers here. First of
all I'm not legit. Second of all
and most importantly, I don't
have a home town. You all
have somewhere you can go
back to. You know the names
of the streets and shit. Other
than Korean, Utah, Washington
and Mississippi I never lived
in one place for longer than a
year. I need to get some roots.
I gotta build a future for Yumi
and I and the dog. People ask
me where I'm from and I don't
know how to answer.
I think I have a hero complex
or something but I really
want to help people. Actually I
signed on for medic and hopefully
I will never have to shoot
anyone because I don't want to
hurt anyone. But I do want to
help someone. My father asked
me on the phone a few days
ago if I would treat insurgents
or terrorists. We all bleed red.
Also I want to serve my
country. I had always told myself
before that I couldn't handle
it. I thought about it a lot
and I need to distinguish myself
from these college grads idiots
out here in Korea. I used to
want to be educated and book
smart and shit but after meeting
some "intellectuals" that's
the last fucking thing I want to
be. My hands have gotten too
soft.
All the men of my family
have served. My father retired
as a TSGT in the Airforce. 2
other uncles of mine retired
from the Airforce and I have
an uncle that never came back
from Vietnam. I have a cousin
that was hurt in the 2nd battle
of Fallujah as a Marine. 3 more
cousins of mine are serving in
the Airforce. My father has in
storage my Grandfather's M1
Garand that he took with him to
the shore to Iwa Jima. It goes
all the way back to American
Civil War (sorry, my family
fought for the South). I guess I
have to live up to all that.
BROKE: Where will you go?
PAUL: It's the needs of the
army. I will put in for a CONUS
(Continental US) duty station
then Yumi and I will get of-
ficially hitched up. That way
she'll be living on base housing
and taken care of.
After that I hope to be deployed
and ship downrange.
Medics are in high demand
and are deployed all the time.
I won't do no one any good in
Korea treating VD. Hopefully I
won't be going to Iran but that's
another story.
After all that I think I might
want to go to Drill Sgt school.
I reckon I could make a pretty
good Drill.
BROKE: What will happen to
Suck Stuff?
PAUL: Suck Stuff will continue.
Bu-il (bass) will be moving to
guitar and the lead singer of
Ska Sucks will be taking over
bass. Ska Sucks and Suck Stuff
will be merging. Suck Stuff will
rock the fuck out.
BROKE: What's going on with
Sukie and Yumi?
PAUL: My girls are going to be
staying here at my old apartment
until I can arrange it to
where Yumi and I get married
with all the X's. Then they'll be
coming to live on base with me.
They'll stay there even when
I'm deployed.
BROKE: How supportive has
everybody been, Yumi, your
parents, your band, your
friends?
PAUL: My parents are tickled
pink. The war saved my father
really. He gets paid in the
6 digits out there so now he's
getting ?ip hookers and sailboats
and all that shit. My mom
wants me to join but isn't so
keen on me being deployed but
she knows the money is good
out there.
Yumi has been less than
thrilled. She doesn't want me
to go and really doesn't want
me to go to Iraq. But she's
been babying me lately, I guess
I deserve it, I won't be getting
anything like that for a long
time. I don't know if she really
understands all that it entails
but she'll see. We won't be
eeking by the way we have for
the past year. I'll do her good
and make her proud. I told her
to be happy she didn't get no
weak wristed little Kangnam
boy. She is a bit worried about
paying the rent every month
and everything but I think she'll
be OK.
The band was a little worried
and Chul-hwan said he wanted
to stop making music after I left
but I pushed him to keep going.
The Korean punks have been
very supportive of me and expect
me to be stationed back
here. I hope not.
My friends have all been
great. They've all reassured
me that if Yumi needs anything
while I'm away to just ask.
Some of my "myspace friends"
have said things like "How dare
you join the genocidal blah
blah blah" but they don't have
a fucking clue. Here in Korea
though, most have been more
surprised than anything else.
I have made some of the best
friends in the world over here
and I won't be able to forget
anyone of them.
BROKE: What will you miss
about Korea? What are you
happy to leave behind?
PAUL: I'll miss my friends the
most. I've had some amazing
experiences out here in Korea
that I wouldn't trade for all the
oil in Kuwait. But I'm sick of
saying goodbye, I won't miss
that at all.
I'll miss the scene. Kinda.
I'll miss tea in general too.
I'll miss that. Waking up and
saying to myself "You know
what? I'm going to drink tea
and watch cartoons all day".
I'm happy to leave behind
the people here that have been
told all their life that they are
special and unique and expect
everyone to pay attention to
them. I will not miss people
that call themselves artists. I
will not miss people that tell me
about my aura being negative
that pork has negative energy.
The fucking idiot waeguk bands
here too, they can all go fuck
off and die. Kyopos too, those
Sex in the City watching morons.
When I filled out my army
papers I put my race down as
white. I might get the god damn
surgury just I'm not confused
for one of you lot.
If any of the above are ever
reading this: You are not special
or unique. If you take any
exception to anything I'll be
more than happy to go fistycuffs
with ya while I'm on leave.
I can out smart you over the
table (with no college education
assholes!) and drink you
under the table. You douche
bags don't got nothing over me
and never will and I intend to
back that up.
BROKE: What are some things
you wish you had done here?
PAUL: I wish that I had gotten
to know my Korean friends
better. I also wish that I could
have fought the Seoul Penetrators
at least once.
I wish I could've kept Yumi
a little better. It's no good
when you're roaming around
the sidewalks looks for butts
to smoke. It's no good eating
fried dough for days and days
on end. That's all about to end
though.
BROKE: Will you keep making
music?
PAUL: Oh yeah. I would like to
start a real meat and potatoes
kinda punk band with some
heavy country in?uences once
I get all settled down and shit.
So I plan on laying waste to rich
kids and emo for the rest of my
life.
Until then I'm going to write
more country kinda stuff. I'm
not very good at it and I've
got about 12 or so songs kinda
written but not ?eshed out very
well. I've never been a crazy
good songwriter and arranging
words so that they'd make
sense to anyone else has always
been a huge hurdle for
me.
But I can't see myself NOT
playing music anywhere. When
my tours and duty's done it's
time for me to be drinking acres
of tea and playing music. Punk
is way too loud really, the message
is often lost in the fashion
and egos and shit. Country has
been taken over by pretty boys
that never have had no dirt under
their nails. Punk and country
have a lot more in common
than most people think.
See ya'll when I'm all grown
up.