by
Jon Twitch
Jon Twitch
In 2007 I had the opportunity
to bring the Slackers
to Korea, something I
never even imagined possible.
But the band I've
really wanted to bring is
the Wednesday Night Heroes,
not a well known
band, but still probably
the greatest punk band
I've seen live. We all
come from Edmonton, and
as long as I've been in
Korea I've been thinking
about bringing them over
for a show.
This year was a big step
in the Heroes' career. For
their third full-length album,
"Guilty Pleasures,"
they struggled to find an
appropriate label. After a
long wait, the album was
picked up by BYO Records.
The Heroes have toured
Europe and the US several
times, but never been over
to Asia despite my years
of begging. But it looks
like they might finally be
ready.
There's no date yet and
we haven't agreed on anything,
but their promoter is
very interested in planning
a Korea/Japan tour. First
they want to get their name
out there a bit more, and
contact DJs, record shops,
zines, radio stations, and
venues. So far they've only
sold ten CDs in Japan.
Over here in Korea their
name is a bit better known.
When I first arrived in December
2003, Jonghee and
most of the Skunk Label
punks seemed to know
who the Heroes are. Their
second full-length album
is played nonstop on the
Skunk van. After my last
trip to Canada I brought
back a bunch of Heroes
CDs that were quickly
bought up.
So why should you care?
The Heroes are the perfect
band to play in Korea.
Born out of an isolated city
with a small scene, they
played for years barely
making a penny, until one
day they were so good
nothing could stop them.
They turned Edmonton
from "Deadmonton" to the
capital of streetpunk in
western Canada.
Not bad for a band that
basically started as a
joke. They started playing
back in 1996 or 1997,
when they had pretty well
no talent. All their songs
were jokes, crammed full
of "Oi!" and an ungainly
combination of hardcore
and streetpunk. At most
of their shows they played
to the same small group
of school friends, which
at the time included my
younger sister. I was just
the dorky older brother.
It was hard not to smile
when they were playing,
and they tired us all out on
the word "oi," which has
been out of favour in Edmonton
to this day except
among freshcuts.
It all changed at a typical
all-ages show. In Edmonton
we held all-ages
shows in community halls,
usually in some weird
corner of the city, and the
promoters barely made a
cent of profit. One such
show with the Wednesday
Night Heroes featured
the Saskatchewan political
band Junto, who clashed
with the Heroes' patriotic,
apolitical friends. While
Junto was onstage shouting
crap like "Canada is a
nation founded on murder!"
the show was suddenly
shut down by pissed
off Edmonton punks and
skinheads. Following that
incident, most of the promoters
in the city blacklisted
the Heroes, and rumours
were spread they
were a Nazi band.
The Heroes got by with
the few remaining promoters
that would work with
them, and recorded an album
with their friend Nik
Kozub, back then in the
streetpunk band the Cleats.
Their first self-titled album
remains my favourite
to this day, inspired by
the hatred they faced from
people who disagreed with
their beliefs. Songs included
"FAQ," dedicated
to the promoters who'd
banned them, where they
chant "FAQ--FAQ--Don't
you tell me what to do."
The true anthem of the album
is "Hated ¡®n' Proud,"
where they sing
"We're the Heroes
We're not second best
They try to turn us down
but we're still the loudest
tonight
We're the Heroes
We're not second best
They say we're hated but
we're still the proudest
tonight"
Over time it became
clear that the blacklist and
the hate had only made
them stronger, so promoters
started working with
them again.
New streetpunk bands
started popping up in town
like the Dancefloor Disasters,
Tosspots, Hit ¡®n' Run,
Anal Rockets, Lord Anus,
and the Transylvanians to
name a few. The Heroes
had their own side projects,
including the Banzai
Babies where they pretended
to be Japanese, and
the Moneyshots which had
the Heroes drummer Todd
on vocals and the singer
Graeme on guitar.
The Heroes also began
touring the US, coming
back from their first tour
with some pretty crazy
stories. In Cincinnati they
played in a ghetto neighbourhood
to a room full
of black youths who had
never heard punk before,
and fucking loved it. At the
end of another show, they
turned around to pack their
gear away, and when they
looked back, everyone had
a needle in their arm. In
one of their later tours in
2004, they played in Salt
Lake City with the 12th
Street Staggers, which
some Korean punk afficionados
might know as one
of Paul Brickey's bands
after he was kicked out of
Rux and before he joined
Suck Stuff.
One of my favourite stories
about the Edmonton
punk scene begins with a
riot in Montreal. The Exploited
were supposed to
play there but the show
was cancelled last minute
because some of the
members were denied entry
into the country. The
800 punks waiting for the
show were pissed and began
rioting. Meanwhile,
in the same month in Edmonton,
the Casualties
were supposed to play,
but some of their members
couldn't make it over the
border. Instead of rioting,
two members of the Heroes
filled in for the missing
band members and the
show went on.
Maybe after that, the
Casualties took the Heroes
under their wing. Their
second album was released
on Longshot Records, a
Vancouver label that was
all of a sudden putting out
mostly Edmonton bands,
but Longshot wanted the
Heroes to find a bigger label
for their next album. It
was around then that I left
for Korea, and spent the
next four years of my life
constantly asking them to
come to Korea.
Maybe the Wednesday
Night Heroes will come
to Korea in 2008, maybe
2009. It is my sworn
objective to bring them
here.
The most unforgettable
member of the band
is Graeme, the vocalist. A
charismatic singer, Graeme
spends a lot of his shows
with the crowd leading them
in choruses. Sometimes the
audience gets so into the
show, he doesn't even have
a microphone for himself.
Graeme is well known for his
wild behaviour. At a house
party my sister threw, he
found an unlocked car down
the block, and pissed on the
front seat. He and his band
got kicked off 100.3FM "The
Bear" for relentlessly insulting
the most famous band
to come out of Edmonton,
Nickelback, or as they said,
"Nickeldick." He should have
been kicked off CJSR FM88,
the community radio station,
many times, for profanity,
political incorrectness, you
name it. One time he introduced
a song by Couch as
"Turkey Baster Full of Semen
Blasted onto a Cunt Full
of Tits and Balls." None of
this particularly freaked me
out--he's a punk and punks
do stupid shit--until, that is,
I discovered he was straightedge
and had done all these
things stone cold sober.
again.